Your partner may read it, smile and just play along with your mood.
I'm sick of seeing your wife giving you blowjobs ;) Banta: When is yours?
Others are harmless on their own but still important to know in context.
If you feel guilty taking a peek at your little darling’s computer and phone, remember one thing: You paid for them.
Boy: I'm only coming if you're taking me to the lingerie store with you as well.
It’s too direct and as exciting as it seems, it’s still boring because you leave nothing to surprise.
Sending a sexy text to a sexy someone should come naturally.
You can say anything you feel like, and as long as you feel horny, chances are, you’ll say all the right things.
Texting, instant messaging and chat rooms use a strange, new language that’s filled with abbreviations and acronyms designed to quickly communicate and easily disguise a myriad of sex and drug terminology. Some of the abbreviations and acronyms have been created so that kids can continue their conversation with friends while a parent is watching over their shoulder, confident the old folks are clueless.
For example, if you saw your daughter sending the text message, “PAW GYPO & Ill GNOC later” would you know she just scheduled a time for a naked video camera session after you go to bed for the night?